churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:


If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep 

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

sapphire1707:

Reflections by Martin Mattocks (mjm383) on Flickr.
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wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

khloeing:

lol i fucking hate it when ppl think that girls who listen to rap are just trying to be gansta bitches or do it to get noticed by boys FUCK YOU I WILL LIKE WHATEVER I’ll LIKE AND I WILL NOT LET YOU QUESTION MY MUSIC TASTE LIKE THAT JUST BECAUSE I’M NOT LIKE YOU AND DONT LISTEN TO DEPRESSIVE SONGS TO MAKE ME SAD ABOUT THINGS THAT DONT MATTER ANYMORE AND INSTEAD I GO AND LISTEN TO KANYE WHICH GIVES ME WILL TO LIVE AND MOTIVATION TO DO GREAT THINGS AND BECOME SOMEBODY